Last year we went out to Hillsboro to see our local single-A team, The Hops.
Here you see me with my good buddy, Barley, the team's mascot:
As you can see, Barley is a little vertically challenged.
But look at this year's alleged Barley:
Ol' Barley was so short he was dragging his spikelets and rachis on the ground. This new "Barley" looks like he's outgrowing his outfit.
I call fraud.
