It was clear that having moved to Oregon I needed a really good raincoat. So I ordered a duster, like this one:

That's not me, just a guy posing in a duster. When I got home Saturday night it was sitting on my doorstep in its box. I put it on and it felt kind of like a costume. You know, you've got to become one with your wardrobe. So today I wore it in the rain down to the recycling dumpster here. It's becoming me.
Now I have to get a wide-brimmed rainhat. Then I'll be able to hang out with the nutria in Nike World across the street even when it's a downpour.